ANNOUNCEMENTS MADE CLASSIER BECAUSE THEY ARE IN ROMAN NUMERALS
ROMAN NUMERAL NUMBER ONE
Q: Is there anyone hotter than a Convoy-era Kris Kristofferson?
A: No.
ROMAN NUMERAL NUMBER TWO
My friend Stephen and his brother Joel are competing in this batshit crazy contest sponsored by Delta.
It's down to the last two teams and they need your VOTES in order to win the grand prize of 1 MILLION FREQUENT FLYER MILES.
The final round of voting ends midnight Wednesday, which is TONIGHT.
You have to register (use BugMeNot) and watch both videos in order to vote. Kind of a drag, but the good thing is that you can minimize the screen and have it running while you're doing something else.
If you've never met Stephen and Joel, they are two of the nicest people in the world.
Neither is as attractive as Kris Kristofferson, but they still deserve your vote.
ROMAN NUMBERAL NUMBER THREE
I've been having a shitty run.
In the past two weeks:
-work computer died and my hard drive was wiped
-scary subway incident
-stood up by boy
-got a 'step it up, kid' talk from my boss
It's looking up though. I just caught strep throat.
6 comments:
I can relate to the piling on thing. I had a root canal this morning followed by a checkup on the dental implant I had a month ago. Too bad they weren't offering a "root canal - prostate exam" special - I could have really had something to bitch about, the "poor me" triple crown. Good news, though. I did have intimate relations on Skype with my wife this morning. She's working in your fair city and I am in your state of origin. Keep up the good work.
Man, that sucks. If you believe in that shady hippie chakra shit, I am sending you good vibes.
Well, bearded actors/singers from the 70s are not the objects of my affection. But okay, I see your Kris Kristofferson, and raise you one Nashville-era Keith Carradine
Feelin' ya. Although, I've always thought that Kris Kristofferson has eyes like two piss-holes in the snow.
i know it's trite, but if you don't have the "bad times", then you don't have anything against which to compare the good times.
(i'm sure that's a complete mauling of grammar, but it sounds somewhat better than how i had it previously)
i just watch "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore' this weekend. It'll make you feel better.
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