THESE ARE SOME OPINIONS AND THE LAST ONE IS REALLY MORE LIKE AN OBSERVATION OR COMMENT

Carrot cake is cool because it's one of the only foods with a picture of that food on top. You don't see steak with a drawing of a steak or corn flakes with little corn flakes on them.



If Jim Morrison had an online personal he would have totally used this as his photo.



Then he'd show up looking like this:



and the girl'd be all disappointed.

Calla lilies irritate me. Hoity-toity Gwyneth Paltrow think you're better than everyone else flower. I'm going to go with Carnation. Say what you want, but at least she puts out.



When I was little I told everyone I was named after Erin Gray. Not true. I'm named after a character in a late night movie or something.



My dad wanted to name me Penny but my mom stopped him. Eight years later he gave that name to our Golden Retriever. We also had dogs named Pooky and Patches.

My grandma says good pet names are Lady and Flossie.

Love: Soft As An Easy Chair

I am not an obsessed freak who spends all her time on the Internet looking at pornography and cat pictures.

I am a "curator."

I enter keywords like "cattery" and "fanciful kitten" into Google Image Search and I can't help it if MAGIC is what I come up with.

Click here for animated butterfiles, fluffy white Persians, and a Barbra Streisand number.

I am so fucking good at this. If only there were a way to monetize it...