it's the H. i know it.

i tried on lip gloss in an unsanitary manner at sephora yesterday and now i have a bump on my lip.

everybody's working for the weekend during which they will also be working

Worked until midnight last night at the ad agency. Then midnight to 4:30 on freelance projects. Got back to the ad agency at 9:00 this morning. I switched from contacts to glasses and my eyes are *still* uncontrollably watering. I look like a shelter cat.

CAN SOMEONE TELL GRANDMA

what the F happened on the sopranos the other night?

i mean i know what happened. nothing. obviously.

but did your cable box pretty much SHUT ITSELF OFF? because that's what mine did.

CREEPY.

did HBO work out some kind of deal with the cable company? i don't like media outlets fucking with my appliances.

let's stop up everyone's toilets as a promo for the DVD release of Flushed Away!

let's cut off heat to the 25-45 year old demographic to make the release of Cold Mountain Part 2: Even Colder Mountain that much more compelling.

has grandma ever told you how much she wants to watch these two people do it? do it all nasty. NASTY AND HARD.