YOUR STUPID

online dater dude sends me a message. he has this at the end of his profile:

Significant misspellings and unintentionally crappy grammar may demote you from "I'd date her" to "I'd do her." Just sayin'.

dude, i feel you on the spelling and grammar.

but implying that 1. you'd fuck a stupid person, 2. you'd disingenuously fuck a stupid person and then treat them like shit after MAKES YOU A TOTAL COCKHOLE.

you probably have copious shoulder hair. i can tell by the way your 5 o'clock shadow looks in that photo.