Thursday, September 6, 2007

THESE ARE SOME OPINIONS AND THE LAST ONE IS REALLY MORE LIKE AN OBSERVATION OR COMMENT

Carrot cake is cool because it's one of the only foods with a picture of that food on top. You don't see steak with a drawing of a steak or corn flakes with little corn flakes on them.



If Jim Morrison had an online personal he would have totally used this as his photo.



Then he'd show up looking like this:



and the girl'd be all disappointed.

Calla lilies irritate me. Hoity-toity Gwyneth Paltrow think you're better than everyone else flower. I'm going to go with Carnation. Say what you want, but at least she puts out.



When I was little I told everyone I was named after Erin Gray. Not true. I'm named after a character in a late night movie or something.



My dad wanted to name me Penny but my mom stopped him. Eight years later he gave that name to our Golden Retriever. We also had dogs named Pooky and Patches.

My grandma says good pet names are Lady and Flossie.

6 comments:

Sarah B. said...

I think this is my favorite post of yours so far. Twice today I thought about the carrot cake and Jim Morrison things.

SG said...

Dear Penny Bradley,

When I was young, I thought Erin Gray was the shiznit. She was the main reason I kept watching Buck Rogers long after I got old enough to figure out it was stupid. I'm partially convinced that her wearing that jumpsuit was also the main reason that Twiki stuttered.

So, tanks for the mammaries.

Anonymous said...

i also like how even though carrot cake is full of bad dessert-type ingredients just like all the other cakes, people seem to think that it qualifies as "health food".

Anonymous said...

i think it'd be scarier if jim showed up looking like this:

http://gallery.treeo.com/images/morrison9lg.jpg

Anonymous said...

Flossie was my grandmother's name.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap I LOVED erin grey. those jumpsuits were so amazing. I can't find any decent pictures of her on the web right now and it's very frustrating...