My new employer is forcing me to use a Mac. FUCKING TRAVESTY. I hate Macs. I like PCs. I don't care that I'm supposed to like Macs. I DON'T LIKE MACS AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. There are some people that believed the world was flat. They were wrong but BETTER SAFE THAN FALL OFF THE EDGE AND/OR BE EATEN BY MYTHICAL DRAGONS. Oh yeah, and my company was just bought by Microsoft. Like 3 days ago. How's that for irony?