Thursday, March 29, 2007

When in Doubt, Pick C

Writing an online poll for a client. It always amazes me how many people click on those fucking things. No self esteem.

The one I'm writing is for Mother's Day. The client wants the question to be something like "What are you getting your mom for Mother's Day?" and I have to provide 5 options, each of which will somehow relate to something the client is selling.

I really want one of them to be "My mom is dead!" but I don't think they'll go for it. They don't make a Kodak coffin.


Teronni said...

Do they make vibrators? I think I'm getting my mom one on her special day. I don't think she can talk on the phone and orgasm at the same time. In that way, I suppose it's really the gift I'm giving myself. Happy Mother's Day to me.

MW said...

See if you can slip in,

"Which mommy?"

sarah said...

How about:

Sappy card with absolutely no pertinence to actual mother-child realtionship?

Josh said...

What is your job title? And what do they sell? In my dreams they sell something completely non-maternal. Like Dungeons & Dragons figurins.

What are you getting your mom for mother's day?

A. Xandolf, level 5, with removable skull cap.

B. Leopard skin bag of holding.

C. Flowers