Shamrocked

that's some drunk ass bitches that live next door. just heard one of them pound up the steps, hiccuping and obviously wasted.

at 10:00 p.m.

on St. Patrick's day.

no stamina.

i haven't had a drop. i'm going to this party tonight that starts at 3:30 a.m. i'm going to leave here around 2:00 and go somewhere in the village for a warm-up.

it'll be weird hitting the bar scene stone cold sober at the absolute pinnacle of everyone's drunkeness. must be on the lookout for green puke and dropped wallets.



"HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!" says toilet.

"BLLALALLALALGHHHAHAHAHA" says neighbor.