Thursday, March 15, 2007

In the South They Say "Pocketbook"

I'm not into purses. Wait, that's wrong. I'm not into expensive purses and think women are deluding themselves when they spend three thousand dollars on a handbag and expect people to give a shit or notice.

But I read a lot of tabloids. I live in New York. Occasionally I will have an opinion.

This one has to do with the Fendi Spy Bag.

What the fuck is that big long thing in front? Is it a liquor flask? A horsewhip? A leather-bound dildo? Did someone steal it from a mummy?

"A curse on she who plunders chin and affixes to ugly overpriced purse."

OK, I'm done.

Just had to get that out.


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