In the South They Say "Pocketbook"

I'm not into purses. Wait, that's wrong. I'm not into expensive purses and think women are deluding themselves when they spend three thousand dollars on a handbag and expect people to give a shit or notice.

But I read a lot of tabloids. I live in New York. Occasionally I will have an opinion.

This one has to do with the Fendi Spy Bag.

What the fuck is that big long thing in front? Is it a liquor flask? A horsewhip? A leather-bound dildo? Did someone steal it from a mummy?



"A curse on she who plunders chin and affixes to ugly overpriced purse."

OK, I'm done.

Just had to get that out.

Sorry.