How to Play NO EAR CAT SAMURAI
1. Get cat.
2. Pet cat head. Firmly.
3. Position fingers on either side of feline head and pull back, flattening ears and elongating eye sockets.
4. Say "SAMURAI CAT! SAMURAI CAT!" triumphantly while sibling or non-PeTA-affiliated friend snaps photo.
6 comments:
GOOD KITTY!
About time you rocked your own personal internet-blog! You are now officially locked into my RSS web aggregator thingy.
Joey Headset
(aka Scola)
Now you get to write about cats! Everything makes sense.
Love your blog on Nerve. Glad you'll be more free on your own. Can't wait for the reads!
my cat was taken away from me because of too much cat samurai-ing..
We had a cat that looked like Gloria Swanson when you did this to her. "I'm ready for my closeup"
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