Monday, March 12, 2007

How to Play NO EAR CAT SAMURAI


1. Get cat.

2. Pet cat head. Firmly.

3. Position fingers on either side of feline head and pull back, flattening ears and elongating eye sockets.

4. Say "SAMURAI CAT! SAMURAI CAT!" triumphantly while sibling or non-PeTA-affiliated friend snaps photo.

6 comments:

MW said...

GOOD KITTY!

Joey Headset said...

About time you rocked your own personal internet-blog! You are now officially locked into my RSS web aggregator thingy.

Joey Headset
(aka Scola)

Joseph said...

Now you get to write about cats! Everything makes sense.

BCOL said...

Love your blog on Nerve. Glad you'll be more free on your own. Can't wait for the reads!

milla said...

my cat was taken away from me because of too much cat samurai-ing..

Anonymous said...

We had a cat that looked like Gloria Swanson when you did this to her. "I'm ready for my closeup"