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i tried on lip gloss in an unsanitary manner at sephora yesterday and now i have a bump on my lip.
You are so screwed.
I am such an idiot. In my quest to find a lipstick that doesn't feel like lipstick (i.e., totally fucking disgusting) I went so far as to try things on. WITH MY MOUTH.
i can't believe that i don't have full body herpes from all the stuff i've tried on at sephora.hey... what;s life without a little risk. ;-)
80% of the population has it by age 50.
Let me be the first among the guys to say...They have PUBLIC LIPSTICK TESTERS in these places?! EWWWW. My best friend in third grade was right after all -- girls ARE gross.E's got teh HERP!Seriously though, don't worry, it's probably something else.
yah know that is exactly what magic johnson said. SHIT! i can't beleive i tried that on with my mouth!
Probably not the herp. The incubation period is longer than one day. Unless of course you blew some homeless dude in the alley right after leaving Sephora. In which case, you definitely have typhus. And possibly trench mouth. You also might want to get checked for prostatitis. This is unlikely, to put it mildly, but the test is a real hoot.
Ewww...Maybe your lip is just pregnant?
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