Tuesday, August 7, 2007

do you ever wish

you were the stunningly beautiful wife of a powerful fictional drug lord and lived a life of excess and luxury? then, just when everything falls to shit, you escape to your loving family back East just as hubby gets shot to death and leaves you with piles and piles of drug money?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Every goddamn day! Hey! It beats being a Stepford wife!

Anonymous said...

There's never any money in the end.

Erin Bradley said...

what do you mean? elvira has money anyway, her folks are richies back east.

Anonymous said...

um... all the time. except then i start thinking that i would want to be the kingpin because why can't women do that kind of thing? and i have great managerial and organizational skills. then i think i wouldn't want to be, as you said, shot dead to leave my consort piles of money and a ticket home.

Sarah Brown said...

I'd do it just for the hair.

Erin Bradley said...

actually one of the biggest, most ruthless cocaine kingpins of all time was female - griselda blanco.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griselda_Blanco

Bronwyn Evelyn said...

Every single day. I think being a mob mistress would also be pretty sweet. You get to hoover up all the coke and roll around in fur coats until your man gets arrested or killed, and then you just move on.

Erin Bradley said...

You also get to F all his friends and everyone expects it so no one gets mad at you.

Anonymous said...

I still watch that movie every valentines day. so fuckin romantic.

Anonymous said...

Money is meaningless, but Weird Al is forever:

http://www.radiocity.com/eventcalendar/eventprofile?page=eventviewpage&event_id=8699&s4960c153632o23343t4985n35043e