Thursday, May 10, 2007

oh for fucksake

i joined iminlikewithyou now leave me alone. five invitations in four days. WHAT IS YOUR DEAL? i have been unbloggy lately. actually that's not true. i have been PRIVATEBLOGGING and locking the entries. the only movie nick cage was ever hot in was valley girl. i like it when he throws up in the alley. HOT AND VULNERABLE. also when he fucks the girl in the bathroom. the best song on the soundtrack is "johnny are you queer?" i went on a nerve date once with a dude who was totally closeted. it took me 15 min to realize b/c he was an actor. i thought he just liked to gesticulate. then he asked me about my perfume. straight dudes would never ask that question. they might say 'you smell good' but they wouldn't squeal and start talking about their signature cologne. i listened to this song on my walk home to the subway. then i committed a hate crime.

8 comments:

Callie said...

Oh IILWY. After Salah asked for an invite on LJ I had to see what this was all about. GROUND FLOOR. INTERNET PHENOMENON. As my friend Paul pointed out - "The whole competing to communicate thing is sort of a neat innovation... I mean, it's like Totally Discover Channel."

Heh.

Anonymous said...

Your cat made it!

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/25/rescue-cat/#comments


...and yes, this has nothing to do with this post:)

Brian B.

Melanie said...

god, you crack me up. and yet, it's so hard to comment on your posts. i mean, they just *are*, and they dont' really need my input, you know? but it's great.

Erica said...

Hey Erin!

Invite me to IILWY, would you? I'll be your best friend...

Erica37@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

i thought i was the only one to think that nic cage's last good movie was valley girl! glad to know i'm not alone.

jerry said...

i still have a bottle of grass from the g.a.p. thanks for that one

Erin Bradley said...

jerry you better come correct with that shit next time i see you. they don't make that anymore. tiny bottles of it are going for like, 100 bucks on eBay!

jerry said...

i know its crazy,but grass is the shit! its like the lawn farting on you with every spray.