Shit, Shat, Shall Have Shitten
I keep this book on the back of the toilet so I can learn about sentence structure and punctuation while taking care of business at the same time. I need to read stuff like this to be a better worder but it's much easier to blow it off and read magazines about famous people instead. I'm getting a lot of the book read and I actually feel like I'm absorbing it, which is surprising. It's like a dsylexic En Vogue: free your ass and the mind will follow. I love that fucking video. It came out right around the same time as the George Michael supermodel one did. Two things I didn't know about that at the time: 1. Opening quote was from The Graduate. 2. George Michael was ghey.
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Oh man, I just had the worst mental juxtaposition short-circuit in my head.
You said "Takin' Care of Business while on the toilet," and I thought of TCB...Y -- that's right, TCBY yogurt. Soft serve, baby!
My brain is now ruined.
Not to mention my appetite.
So... what you're REALLY saying is that you shit like a guy? The first 5 mins and your done, then you sit there till your ass is numb, reading?
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