Tuesday, March 27, 2007

God I'm Fucking Stupid

I was on the Apple site last night, seriously considering buying a new iPod. My old one died of abuse (never keeping it in a case, getting water/sweat on it while running, being dropped several times) and neglect (constantly forgetting I own an iPod, never organizing my iTunes library, only using 1,000 out of a capacity of 10,000 possible songs because i'm too lazy to transfer my CD collection). Actually, I don't even know if it's fully dead. There's an icon that looks like a folder and a whirring noise. I doubt that's good. It's been that way for over 7 months but I can't get my pathetic white ass to the Apple Store. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? I'M A FUCKING FREELANCER. I CAN GO WHENEVER I WANT.

I don't even need an iPod really. What I need is a small, indestructible device that holds about 20 songs by eminem and 50 cent, which is all I ever listened to on the old one. That and a few sad mopey songs when I'm on the train and some boyfriend is being a dick.

50 looks hot in this picture. It's the first picture I've seen of 50 where I've been like 'yea, I'd fuck him'. All the others he looks like a Chinese bunny suffering from a chemical burn.

7 comments:

Teronni said...

I wonder how many Chinese bunnies it took to make that coat?

Erin Bradley said...

Oh yeah. I guess that's bad, right? Don't worry, it's a faux 50 cent.

Joey Headset said...

The fur is real, but it's cool -- there's no need to call PETA or nothing. Actually, it's a funny story. A few months before the photo was taken, 50 took his nephew to a petting zoo. As the two were passing the bunny cages, they were confronted by some friends of Ja Rule who had just emerged from the Reptile Cave. During the ensuing gun battle, 11 bunnies caught stray bullets. As a tribute to the brave rabbits who sacrificed their lives for him (50 used the cages as cover while he was returning fire), the rapper purchased the dead bunnies from the zoo and had their pelts converted into a stylish coat.

If you look closely at the photo you can see a few of the original bullet-holes.

Joseph said...

I have the feeling that 50 ain't look'n for no PETA beeyotch to hit with his magic stick anyway.

SuMo said...

Im chinese and I wanna fuck like a bunny! Does that count?

Jasonhodge@mac.com said...

http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=60983

MW said...

iPods are for chumps. I just ordered one of these bad boys:

http://reviews.cnet.com/MobiBlu_Cube2_2GB_Black/4505-6490_7-32110111.html?tag=prod.txt.3#more
As small as an iPod shuffle, with 2GB storage space instead of one, has a voice recorder, a radio, and you can even view pics -- or videos -- on the tiny screen. Best of all, you can get music from anywhere (i.e., free, the proper way to get it), and aren't beholden to iPod's copy protection.

I'll let ya know how it goes.