Friday, October 24, 2008

Top 3 Michaels Who Shouldn't Smile

#3 Michael Imperioli

MADE

PLAYED


#2 Michael Phelps

GOLD

TROLLED


#1 Michael Cera

PIMP

SIMP

I'm sensing a pattern here...

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

chain, chain, chain (chain of self-aggrandizing hyperlinks and photos)


Here's the new Miss Information. There are cats in it. And problems.

Online Dating Roundtable on The Morning News. I got to have my writing appear side-by-side with the guy who edits Modern Love. WRITERBONER!

I went to the cat show at Madison Square Garden last weekend. (picture courtesy o-town)

I donated blood this afternoon and puked on the sidewalk in front of my building. Next time I am going to eat 9 McGriddles first. Thank you, anonymous truck driver who brought me water.

I am going to write a longer, essay-type entry soon. Anyone have any questions or suggestions for topics? THE DJ BOOTH IS OPEN.