Tuesday, May 20, 2008

all i love is my dope and dead presidents

hi. i'm trying to go a week without any social networking sites.

i'm on day 2. it feels like FOREVER.

i don't think i'm going to make it, y'all.

DAMN YOU NINO BROWN!

TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY

why is it cock rockers always lapse into black and white whenever they're feeling sad in videos?

exhibit 1


exhibit 2


exhibit 3


and that was only a cursory search. i'm sure there are many, many more.

LISTEN UP: WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHY BLACK AND WHITE IS MAKING THESE ROCKERS SO UNHAPPY.

HANG TIGHT, RIKKI, NIKKI, BOBBY, JOHNNY, COCKY, ET AL. YOU CAN BEAT THIS THING. WE'RE COMING TO HELP YOU!

in other news, there was a huge puddle of piss in the filene's dressing room on 14th and broadway and a friendly dominican gentleman asked me if i wanted to, "ride this". i must have looked quizzical, because he clarified, "come on mami, ride my big horse."

i wonder what he would have done if i dropped all four bags of groceries, pulled down my paint-covered jeans, ripped off my cat hair covered hoodie and just totally mounted him, right there on the sidewalk.