Thursday, February 21, 2008

at least L Lo doesn't talk in that goddamn baby voice like marilyn did at 36 years old.



I know. Let's take two middlin' actresses, both of whom like to drink, screw, take bad advice from managers, look better with their natural hair color, and do copious amounts of drugs.

We'll label one a classic beauty, put her on coffee mugs and screensavers and regard as the epitome of feminine glamour.

The other we'll hold up as example of the downfall of womanhood and American society and label a contemptible whore.

LINDSAY LOHAN, HOW DARE YOU, A DRUGGED UP BOTTLE BLONDE ACTRESS, TRY TO EMULATE ANOTHER DRUGGED UP BOTTLE BLONDE ACTRESS? JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?