IF YOUR FRIENDS DON'T ACTUALLY ACCUSE YOU

i've been watching infomercials since before i was born.

the name "erin" comes from an actress in a 3 o'clock (as in, in the morning) movie my moms was watching.

i was a shitty pregnancy. always keeping my mom up. kicking and kicking. turning and tossing.

i now present to you "pearl cream" - tell me if this woman isn't a distant relative of barbara wahwah....

Take That, Rewind It Back

Obama got the votes to make ya booty go SNAP!

*I'm aware this is Luda, not Usher. I tried to get a photo of the former with the candidate in question but he was busy applying Turtle Wax to his pectoral muscles and healing sick children with his stomach.

Too bad elections aren't won on looks alone, or I would immediately switch my voting affiliation to the Adorable Casual Black Fonzie Party.


Who are YOU supporting? More importantly, why?