Friday, June 3, 2011

BRO ROWS, BRO

If we're going to insist on using the term "tramp stamp" to describe any lower back tattoo on a female, let's go ahead and use the term "bro row" for any arm tattoo on a male in a circular formation.

Why?

Because:

1. It's a cheesy and expected place to put a tattoo.

2. It's usually worn by musclehead creepo rapester types.

3. It's fun to make judgments about someone's character and behavior based on the location of their ink.

4. The design is probably something your dumb meathead self picked out at the shop, anyway.

Some Bro Row examples:






The bro row.

Know it.

Use it.

Make it part of your vocabulary.

This has been a public service announcement of the ALBTDL.*

*Anti Lower Back Tattoo Defamation League