Every Rose Has Its Thorn, But Watch Out for the Pricks, aka The Date-Trolling Musicians of Craigslist
Oh, hi. I'll teach you the opening chords to Paradise City for a handy.
A follow-up to this summer's Jake Gyllenhaal blockbuster: The Prince of Inertia.
A wang is a wang is a wang. Gertrude Stein, please accept our apologies.
For more on dating musicians of every shade, stripe, and spandex, check out Every Rose Has Its Thorn: The Rock N Roll Field Guide to Guys, out June 10th on Penguin.