Friday, October 10, 2008

Name your children something ridiculous. Buy a pair of $575 leggings. Marry someone vacuous. Give the life-affirming gift of an olive-aioli tapenade.

Dear Gwyneth Paltrow,

Thank you for putting a name to exactly why I find you so annoying.


Loves,
Erin

10 comments:

OLT said...

this is not a joke?

Bajonista said...

I don't even have a word for how stupid I think that is. We already have Martha Stewart making us crazy. No me gusta.

Maria said...

word.

Sabina said...

She's always been one of the most easily hateable celebrities, but now she's just trying to piss everyone off. She must be. Right?

Anonymous said...

For some reason this made me think of you:
http://friendfeed.s3.amazonaws.com/897f674dd665e121a29dbc2f537956f0bc0a5a96

Anonymous said...

how is hate this beeeeeeyaaaatch.

snogglethorpe said...

I detest Gwyneth Paltrow as much as the next person, but I thought she was just annoying.

Surely it's a joke.

Right?

Anonymous said...

oh my. have you seen the banal show on PBS with her and mario batali and, oh I can't remember the other 2 and its supposed to be a foodie/travelogue of Spain but really its just the 4 of these obnoxious fuckers driving around in top-of-the-line mercedes benz's driveling all over each other... very icky.

Anonymous said...

oh. I got some goop on my hand and was looking for some goop remover.

Gleemonex said...

Holy flaming SHATNER does she love herself. Fucking pathological, this stuff.