Jezebel had this vile bit of hate up on their site this morning.
I'd like to respond with this terse, image-only rebuttal.
Not only does it make a case for the mustache as a thing of beauty and adoration, it does so without invoking either of the 2 most commonly used examples to defend its noble position, aka the the Reynolds and the Selleck. The moustache does not need to do stoop to such levels. Such is the mustache's resilience and glory.
*Shut up. You know you'd totally do him. Who else you gonna get with? Dr. Teeth's a scary nutjob and Janice has herpes.