Thursday, March 20, 2008

I like David Beckham

I am predictable and gross.

But look at this picture. The level of grooming, ladies and gentlemen.

It's not even grooming. It's grooooooooooooooming.

And I don't even *like* grooming. I like my men scuzzy and unwashed.

I bet he doesn't even ejaculate. A gentle puff of jasmine-scented air and a tiny burst of appetite suppressant are the only indicators that appear in your mouth.

5 comments:

Redcat said...

I used to feel that way too until I heard him speak.

Sabina said...

We should start a support group. I've been ashamed to admit that I'd hit it, too.

Anonymous said...

ok, this was about the funniest thing I've read today:
"A gentle puff of jasmine-scented air and a tiny burst of appetite suppressant are the only indicators that appear in your mouth."

Anonymous said...

knowing that his balls have been in tom cruise's mouth kinda ruins any hotness i may have had for this dude.

Maria said...

I don't think I'm so much attracted to his holier than thou state of grooming, so much as I'm intrigued by the novelty of it...