Thursday, February 21, 2008

at least L Lo doesn't talk in that goddamn baby voice like marilyn did at 36 years old.



I know. Let's take two middlin' actresses, both of whom like to drink, screw, take bad advice from managers, look better with their natural hair color, and do copious amounts of drugs.

We'll label one a classic beauty, put her on coffee mugs and screensavers and regard as the epitome of feminine glamour.

The other we'll hold up as example of the downfall of womanhood and American society and label a contemptible whore.

LINDSAY LOHAN, HOW DARE YOU, A DRUGGED UP BOTTLE BLONDE ACTRESS, TRY TO EMULATE ANOTHER DRUGGED UP BOTTLE BLONDE ACTRESS? JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

7 comments:

mootpoint said...

THANK YOU.

Anonymous said...

AMEN

Sabina said...

Marilyn's baby voice really is intolerable.

pb said...

SHAZBOT.

Robert said...

The question I have is: If Lohan is trying to jumpstart her career by doing the Marilyn thing (and, hey, it's worked for lots of women, starting with Madonna), why pick the drugged out/burned out/soon to be dead Marilyn. Do you think she knew the implication of reenacting that shoot, or did her handlers simply not tell her so she could get a pay day?

And since when did New York become a soft-core titty magazine? Is this its response to TimeOut New York's sex issue?

Jeanette said...

Um, her breasts are perfect.

Anonymous said...

Yes, those really are nice breasts. Um, I mean TITS!